The Twinkie Therom The Real Story Uploaded by CHUD The basic twinkie therom states: A. Twinkies are at a very high level of health possibility, and B. twinkies increase your brain potencial. This file will hopefully prove both of these facts. You maybe thinking: why are twinkies healthy? What most of you readers know the Hostess Food Company has packed twinkies with many chemicals. These chemicals give them a longer shelf life, (meaning that they won't decay). Now the major reason of food poisoning is mostly (if not totally) due to mold. Most mold is is harmful towards your body. If you were to put mold on a twinkie it would die rather then thrive. Therefore, it is within the capabilities of a twinkie to kill the bad mold, by just flowing through your entire body. These chemicals do what your body can't. Your brain works as computer run completly by chemicals. By using chemicals your brain will react in different ways. The chemicals in twinkies have the possibilities to alter your thought processes. Therefore, it allows you to view things (a problem for instance) from a slightly diffrent angle, thus aiding your brain in it's work. Twinkies are safer then drugs, because they don't: give you cancer, kill braincells, ruin your kidneys or liver. So... Eat a twinkie! They're good for you and taste great too! X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 Salted Slug Systems Strange 408-454-9368 Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 Tomorrow's 0rder of Magnitude Finger_Man 408-961-9315 My Dog Bit Jesus Suzanne D'Fault 510-658-8078 Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X