Hello Lynch Mob, Here is the first posting of 'Twin Quotes', the second chapter of the Twin Peaks Quote list. I hope it meets with your approval. I decided to be terse at first and add later. Any comments or criticisms are _greatly_ appreciated (no flames, please. see Webster's under volunteer :-). There are a few more really good ones from 3003 and 3004 that I haven't had a chance to confirm the exact wording. I will include these soon. Looking back at the list it seems that many of these have to do with sex. I don't think it's just me. :-) Please send feedback to (NeXTMail) statman@sole.stat.ufl.edu. Thanks. charles d. kincaid -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Albert: Coop, about the uniform. Cooper: Yes, Albert? Albert: Usually, exchanging the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie for the casual indifference of these muted earthtones is a form of fashion suicide. But, call me crazy, on you it works. Judy Swain: An orphan, you know. Andy: Really? What happened? Did his parents die? Irene: Of all the people in the world, the best and the worst are drawn to a dead dog. Most turn away. Only the pure of heart can feel its pain. And somewhere in between the rest of us struggle. Audrey: They have women agents? Denise: More or less. Denise: I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean. Cooper: Not really. Dwayne: She killed him with SEX. Dick: Oh she doth teach the torches to burn bright (Andy sighs) It seems she hangs against the cheek of night + Doc: Like a rich jewel in an ethiope's ear Beauty too rich for youth, for earth too dear. Cooper: Harry, Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold and hard and brilliant. Dr Jacoby: What he needs right now is both your understanding and a Confederate victory. Doc: Is she sexually active? Ed: Active? Doc, I wake up every morning feeling like I got hit by a timber truck. Ben: You'll have to excuse me the chef just tried to stab Jerry. Albert: Get a life, punk. Dr Jacoby: Now what she does in fact possess is a heightened sexual drive and a working knowledge of technique, anatomy and touch that few men have ever had the pleasure of experiencing or the skills to match. Harry: Is it hot in here? Cooper & Hawk: Yea. Pete: We forgot the weinies, all beef with the skin on `em. Ben: I give you the little pine weasel found only in our tri-county area. It is nearly extinct. Jerry: They're incredible roasted. Andy: Once stimulated the female will respond in such a way that the skin around her ... Oh My God! State Trooper: He was hired to fix the Jaguar. J-a-g-w ... uh, the car. Shelly (from WE's note): See the mountains kiss high heaven and the waves clasp one another. No sister flower would be forgiven if it disdained its brother. And the sunlight clasped the earth and the moonbeams kissed the sea. What is our sweet work worth if thou kiss not me? BOB: COOP, what happened to Josie?!