Wifespeak Translations Wifespeak English ------------------------------------ * You want <=> You want * We need <=> I want * It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now * Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later * We need to talk <=> I need to complain * Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to. * I'm hungry <=> (a) Make me something to eat. (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $5, and go drive across town and get me something to eat. -- I don't care if what you are doing is important. * I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset,you moron. * You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot. * You're certainly <=> Is sex all you ever think about? attentive tonight. * I'm not emotional! <=> I'm on my period. And I'm not overreacting! * Be romantic, turn <=> I have flabby thighs. out the lights. * This kitchen is so <=> I want a new house. inconvenient * The car is empty <=> Go fill it up * The trash is full <=> Take it out * The dog is barking <=> Go outside in your underware and see what is wrong * I want new curtains <=> and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper..... * I need wedding shoes <=> the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white * Hang the picture there<=> NO, I mean hang it there! * I heard a noise <=> I noticed you were almost asleep. * Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive. * How much do you love <=> I did something today you're really not going to me? like. ------------------------------------ /* in answer to "What's wrong?" */ --Nothing. <=> Everything. --Everything. <=> My PMS is acting up. --Nothing, really. <=> It's just that you're such an asshole. --I don't want to <=> Go away, I'm still building up steam. talk about it. -------------------------------------- I'll be ready in <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good game a minute. on T.V. Is my butt fat? <=> Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn <=> Just agree with me. to communicate. Are you listening <=> [Too late, you're dead.] to me!? -/Vuarnet International/- 617/527.oo91 24oo-16.8k HST/V32bis