22:12 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Youyfuckin gf ag gotyoua renotf ittoread thisfile looka tyo uy ou ar ea me ss ge to ut of he re yo uc an tr ea dt hi sf il ey ou sh ou ld beworrie dab outothe rt hi ng sl ik eyourdr in ki ng pr ob le my ou al co ho licyou yo uc an tjustw an ttoreadt hisfi le yo uh av et o ne ed t or eadthi sf il elikeanaddictionthatfillsyoureverywakinghourandeventuallyyouwillbearrested Straight from Pyros' mind to your screen, it's... File no.#001 "Oiling." Hello terrorists and fat people. My name is Pyros, well actually it isn't and that's a load of shit so sorry to waste your time. This is my first file; "oiling". "What is oiling?" you ask. Well I created this and I don't think there is any other text file about it. Most people have an oil tank in their back garden, so that's where we get our oil from. All you need are -a bottle -and a rope That's not too complicated. If you don't have any rope, tear down somebody's clothes line. Over the person's back garden wall we go. If you can't climb, it doesn't take a genius to get into somebody's back garden. Don't bother checking to see if their is somebody home, oiling should take less than 30 seconds. Tie the clothes line around the neck of the bottle and open the lid of the oil tank. Throw the bottle in. When you take it back out of the oil tank, the bottle will be filled with oil and you are victorious, now get out of my back garden. You now have oil for burning at your leisure. Commercial buildings have huge oil tanks and you can go there constantly and they won't notice. I would like to thank Happyman - For being the best partner in crime a boy could ever ask for. Podge - For learning from my way. Brian Hays - For being a faggot that deserves to die and it was me who robbed your car and you'll never catch me!!1 HAHAHA. Here is my disclaimer: I didn't do any of this, it was all Brian Hays, or that guy Jason Scott who owns textfiles.com, he looks like a no-good-nic to me. I have a website now: www.freespeech.org/no --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Pyros THE Leprechaun 31/08/01 22:31